Top 10 Things I’d rather be doing than having sex with David Letterman:
10. Spending Letterman’s money.
9. Get a makeover from Paul.
8. Get paid to write the Top 10 Lists.
7. Be tied to a block of concrete and play “Will it Float?”.
6. Have Drew Barrymore flash me her boobies.
5. Pretend to love Julia Roberts.
4. Snort spaghetti through my nose, have it come out my mouth. and call it my Stupid Human Trick.
3. Have sex with Richard Simmons.
2. Ride bitch for Dave.
And the # 1 thing I’d rather do than have sex with David Letterman is
Get groped by Conan O’Brien!
This post was inspired by Prompt #5 of this week’s Writer’s Workshop.
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