Top 10 Reasons You Know You've Lived in San Francisco Too Long
November 3, 2009
10. Going to Target in Colma is an event you've been looking forward to all month.
9. When someone from out of town asks you if something is within walking distance and you say yes to anything under 4 miles away.
8. You shake your head at tourists wearing shorts in the "summer" and shivering in their brand new fleece jackets emblazoned with "San Francisco" that they HAD to buy at Fisherman's Warf because they are freezing their cojones off.
7. Even if you don't smoke weed, you giggle when you ask what time it is and someone answers "4:20".
6. You are not surprised to find out that the panhandler in front of your work makes more money than you do.
5. You own more reusable grocery bags than purses.
4. You look around your living room and realize that it is furnished almost entirely with things you found on the street.
3. You think burritos everywhere should be at least the length of your forearm and weigh in at no less than 2 lbs.
2. You don't bat an eyelash when you see a man rollerskating down the street wearing nothing, but a leather hat and tiny strip of leather on his fruit basket.
And the # 1 reason you know you've lived in San Francisco too long:
1. Even though you own a car, you walk or take the bus everywhere because there is no way you are giving up your parking space.
