September 2010

Fragmented Fridays

by UnknownMami on September 30, 2010

I’m thinking of changing my name from Unknown Mami to Mami the Grouch. Aren’t you glad you don’t live with me?

I noticed that as the week progressed my mood went from worse, to worser, to worsest. Don’t you dare tell me that worser and worsest are not words! If I say my mood is at it’s worsest, it’s best not to correct my grammar at that moment.

Yesterday, I was thinking about it and realized that my mood keeps going downhill because on Monday I have to go back for yet another ultrasound. I’m just so tired of worrying.

Technology is a blessing and a curse. Because of it I know that my amniotic fluid is low and that my baby may or may not have one kidney. Everything hopefully will turn out fine, but in the meantime I get to brood and worry about something I can do nothing about.

I feel like I am not allowed to be happy or excited about this pregnancy because who knows what will happen.

So I’m grouchy!

My daughter, Put Pie, turned 2 less than a month ago. Oh my goodness, someone at the playground must have alerted her that now is the time to start acting up. I wouldn’t say she is terrible, but there are moments when she is not delightful.

She does however crack me up when she brags about the size of her poop. She will yell while on the toilet, “BIG CACA! BIG CACA!!!” She follows it by cheering for herself. If only I could get so joyful about such simple things.  She also claps for me when I go to the bathroom. She says, “Yay, Mama go caca!” It’s nice to have someone rooting for me and my bowels.

I haven’t figured out how to make money for doing nothing, yet, so my finances are suffering. If you guys have figured out how to make money for just being please share the secret, unless it’s a pyramid scheme.

The other day I was on the phone with Unknown Papi while I was feeding Put Pie (she happened to be bare-bottomed at the time) and I said, “Do not put your hands between your butt cheeks while you are eating!!” Unknown Papi got irritated and asked me why I was saying that to him when he wasn’t even eating (I guess if he were eating it would have made perfect sense). I had to explain that I was addressing his progeny. She obviously gets that habit from his side of the family. I jest.

That’s it for me!

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I Comment Therefore I Am

by UnknownMami on September 27, 2010

Back to normal programming…sort of. Normally on Mondays I do a post called, “I Comment Therefore I Am”, where I put together a post consisting of comments I’ve left on other blogs.  I haven’t done it for a couple of weeks because life got in the way. Today’s post is going to be a little different. It is going to be a celebration of comments left on my blog.

It may seem strange to blog about the difficulties I’m having with my pregnancy, but it was either that or not blog at all because I tend to write about what is affecting me at the moment. The internet can be a place full of mean “Anonymous” people leaving behind spiteful little comments, but fortunately in my experience the blogging corner of the internet is inhabited by supportive and kind people leaving comments that have helped me feel embraced and cared about. In the past two weeks the comments left on my blog have made me cry, smile, hope, and laugh. There have been far too many left for me to share them all. Today, I’m highlighting a few that made me chuckle because I find that humor sustains me through even the most difficult of times.

On my Fragmented Fridays post, I asked if any of you had any jokes to share. Some of you did…

AngelCel shared a one-liner she came across on Facebook…

“I don’t want to brag or make you jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.”

Nessa wrote:

“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.” (McLuhan)

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “Hey guys! The high balls are on me!”

Lady Fi wrote:

What do you call cows with a sense of humour?
- Laughing stock.

Matty came up with something that seems to be autobiographical:

Wife says to husband during the world series, “it’s me or baseball, which will it be?”

Matty says……”gosh, I’m gonna miss you”.

Mvmdlg wrote:

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? ” I don’t know if I can get hard today as I just got laid this morning!

Kristin, “The Goat”, wrote:

If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s about a shark that throws up people until they are forced to open a beach :º)

That’s it for this edition of I Comment Therefore I Am.

Do you give good comment? Wanna play along? Go forth, spread the comment love, and turn it into a post (I keep a draft post open while I read blogs throughout the week). Recycle, reuse, and reduce my friends; it’s the wave of the future.

Oh and feel free to comment, otherwise how will I know that you exist.

If you play along please link back and/or post the button below. Spread the love, spread the love! You can grab the button code from my sidebar.

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Sundays In My City

by UnknownMami on September 25, 2010

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San Francisco, CA

I showed you mine, now show me yours.

Share your city/town/suburb/you name it! If you link up, please link back or post the Sundays In My City button either in your post or sidebar to let people know that other bloggers are sharing their communities too. Happy trails!

Let’s travel the world together!

Unknown Mami

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Fragmented Fridays

by UnknownMami on September 24, 2010

Fear and worry are physically exhausting. I spent a week fearing that the baby I’m carrying might not have any kidneys. I felt spent and tired. Fortunately, this Monday, I got some encouraging news; it looks like there is one kidney. One kidney is enough to live. Do you know the song “One”? It goes like this…

One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It’s the loneliest number since the number one

Well, in the case of kidneys, these lyrics do not apply. The loneliest number is zero and one can sound just as good as two to a hopeful Mami.

We got some more encouraging pregnancy news later in the week when the genetics counselor called with the results of the amniocentesis. Everything appears to be in order and it’s a GIRL!

We are not out of the woods, yet. My fluid is still dangerously low and that can cause all kinds of problems, but I have hope and hope is so much better than fear and worry. I actually had a couple of days this week where that little bit of hope made me feel ecstatic.

I have a beautiful friend that I have known since I was around 13 years old. She is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. I met her when I felt so painfully awkward. I knew who she was, but I didn’t “know” her. One day during P.E. she was in the locker room brushing her hair in front of a mirror, I walked past her and she said, “Hi, how are you?” I answered, “I’m really craving banana cream pie.” She invited me to her house that weekend and we went and got banana cream pie. We’ve been friends ever since.

Today I found up that she woke up amd her significant other was in respiratory arrest. 911 was called. They are not exactly sure what happened, but he went into organ failure and most certainly has sustained brain damage. Things do not look good. It pains me that this has happened.

All I can think of are my friend’s beautiful blue eyes looking at me through that locker room mirror and offering a lifetime of friendship. I wish I could take some of this pain away from her. I wish that just for a moment I could go back in time and enjoy that slice of banana cream pie with her.

It’s hard to tell from the last week, but humor sustains me; it always has. If I were a superhero, my superpower would be the ability to make people laugh. I am not a superhero, but my superpower is still the ability to make people laugh. Since I have not been feeling particularly funny, I thought I would share some pregnancy jokes from folks that are far funnier than I.

“By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.”-Phyllis Diller

“Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.”- Erma Bombeck

“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.” -Rita Rudner

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”- George Carlin

Got any good jokes to share? I could use a laugh. No jokes, how about just some good news? I would love to hear about anything wonderful or positive going on in your life.


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The Unauthorized Biographer

September 22, 2010

My mother has a way of making everything just a little more interesting. She is not a chismosa (gossip), but she has a way of making things sound more chisme-worthy. I would not say that she is a liar (because she really believes the things that come out of her mouth), but I would advise [...]

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Encouraging News…

September 20, 2010

I went in for the follow-up ultrasound today to check up on my amniotic fluid level and to see if any kidneys could be detected on the baby. Right before I left the house, I grabbed my journal and wrote, “I think the news will be good.” The news was good, not great, but good. [...]

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Sundays In My City

September 18, 2010

A bit of whimsy on the streets of San Francisco. I showed you mine, now show me yours. Share your city/town/suburb/you name it! If you link up, please link back or post the Sundays In My City button either in your post or sidebar to let people know that other bloggers are sharing their communities [...]

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Fragmented Fridays

September 17, 2010

After receiving horrible news on Monday, this has become the longest week of my life. This coming Monday I will be going back for another sonogram to see if my baby has developed any kidneys. I will be seeing the same specialist that I saw last Monday. Apparently, he is a big deal and very [...]

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I Want…

September 15, 2010

I want to wake up and find out that this was all just a bad pregnancy-induced dream. I want to go back for my follow-up ultrasound on Monday and see a baby swimming in an abundant pool of amniotic fluid. I want the technician and the doctor to look at me with huge smiles on [...]

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I Feel…

September 14, 2010

I feel this baby moving inside of me and it pains me to think that this might be the only contact I ever have with my child. I feel lucky and blessed to have one healthy and beautiful child that I can hold in my arms, but somehow that does not lessen the pain of [...]

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