December 2010

Fragmented Fridays

by UnknownMami on December 30, 2010

I love my mother, but I wonder if she will ever “get” me. Probably not. For Christmas she sent a huge box of gifts. Most of them were for Put Pie, there were a few for Unknown Papi, and one for me. The ones for Put Pie were great… all kinds of clothes with polka dots on them because Put Pie is a huge fan of polka dots (although, she calls them bubbles). The gifts for Unknown Papi were spot on, things for the kitchen (he loves to cook) and two shirts that fit him perfectly and are totally things he would pick out for himself. Guess what she got me? Come on, take a wild guess. She got me a red FAUX-Snuggie with black Scottish terriers printed all over it.

Now, I realize that most of you don’t “know” me and therefore aren’t familiar with my tastes, but I can assure you that almost anyone that has even a passing acquaintance with me would not pick out a red FAUX-Snuggie with black Scottish terriers printed all over it to give me. I mean, if it was a “real” Snuggie someone might give it to me as a joke and I would laugh, but my mother is serious. Sure, sure, I know it’s the thought that counts, but what exactly was she thinking when she picked that out for me? Perhaps, “Ay mi’ja is so klumzy chee cannot keep a blankit on. Dis one with da puppies won’t fall off. Perfecto!”

She’s known my husband for about a decade and can pick out great gifts for him, she picks out things that her granddaughter loves, she’s known me for 39 years and gets me a blanket with sleeves.

The money is not rolling in, so we are trying to find ways to cut our expenses. I called our DSL provider and got a slight reduction for the next year, I changed our wireless rate plan to save us $25 a month, I filed an appeal with the water department to get a lower waste water fee because we have a garden. I guess I could try eating less too, but that’s probably not going to happen.

I am just about 33 weeks pregnant. Because I am considered a high risk pregnancy, I am going in for weekly non-stress tests and bi-weekly ultrasounds. During my last visit, my doctor said he might want to induce at 37 weeks. Of course, I’ll do whatever is best for the baby, but I would really rather not induce. We discussed the pros and cons and I told him I was leaning toward staying the course. I think he just wants me to know it is a possibility if my amniotic fluid dips too low.

I was watching Modern Family last night and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to throw up. I am a California girl and pretty much sound like one, but my mother has a very thick accent which leads to many misunderstandings. On last night’s episode of Modern Family the character of Gloria asked her husband’s secretary to order a box of baby cheeses, but because of Gloria’s accent they ended up with a box of baby Jesuses. That is so something that would happen to my mother. Hilarious!

I hope you all have a wonderful New Year!

And now your Friday Fortune Cookie (don’t forget to add “in bed” at the end, if you are so inclined):

A new perspective will come with the new year.

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I Comment Therefore I Am

by UnknownMami on December 27, 2010

Welcome to another edition of I Comment Therefore I Am, where I put together a post from comments I’ve left on other blogs or comments that have been left on mine. What with the holidays, I’ve been commenting lite so this will be a short one.

I’m sure I was going to leave a witty comment at N.E.O. Mom’s but then word verification started taunting me. So this is what I ended up writing…

Okay, I can’t remember what I was going to write because the word verification is asking me to type in “porkside”. I think it’s calling me fat.

I’m pregnant you stupif word verification. Get off my back!

And yes, I know I misspelled stupid. So I went back and wrote…

Stupid, not stupif. Now it’s asking me to type in “ventyt”. Why because I’m venting?

I have an ongoing battle with word verification. It is always taunting me.

That’s it for this edition of I Comment Therefore I Am.

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Sundays In My City

by UnknownMami on December 25, 2010

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I showed you mine, now show me yours.

Share your city/town/suburb/you name it! If you link up, please link back or post the Sundays In My City button either in your post or sidebar to let people know that other bloggers are sharing their communities too. Happy trails!

Let’s travel the world together!

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Fragmented Fridays

by UnknownMami on December 23, 2010

It’s been raining a lot here. Thankfully, the only flooding we are experiencing is in our car. Every time we get into it after a heavy rain, the roof has leaked and there is a huge puddle of water on the passenger side foot area. The other day it started happening on the driver’s side too and there was water leaking from the light on the roof.

We know we have to do something about it, but we are so broke that we keep trying to figure out how to fix it ourselves. When I saw that the light was leaking, I told my husband we couldn’t wait anymore and would have to take it in somewhere to get looked at because the car is going to get moldy and I don’t want anything electrical to have problems.

My husband took it to Don’s Autobody to get it looked at and they spent a good chunk of time cleaning out the sunroof gutters, which appeared to be clogged and perhaps causing the leaks. According to my husband they were super cool. When they were done he was worried about how much they would charge and thought we would have to put it on our credit card.

Guess how much they charged him? Nothing!!! …$0.00… Can you believe that? We’re not sure that the problem has been solved because we’re waiting for another big downpour before we can test it out, but still I am so grateful for their kindness. Seriously, I always dread taking my car in for any service because sometimes you feel like such a sucker, but every interaction I’ve had with this place (they fixed my bumper and muffler before) has been great. They are helpful and I never feel like they are just trying to make money off of me.

Anyway, I thought the least I could do was give them a shout out. Thank you, Don’s Autobody on Bush Street! You made our day.

I am roughly 31 weeks pregnant. For Christmas this pregnancy decided to give me hemorrhoids. They came without a gift receipt, so it seems I can’t return them or exchange them for something else.

I’m hormonal and at times I find myself crying over petty things. This week I was crying because I felt so misunderstood by my mother. I took a tiny little thing and blew it up to mean that she never listens and she has no idea who I am and …blah, blah, blah. I can’t even admit the circumstances to you because they are embarrassing and I was obviously over-reacting.

Fortunately, I had a good cry and kept my mouth shut. The next morning I called her and she was at the post office mailing me a care package. When I got off the phone, I admitted to my husband and myself that sometimes I can be a real self-involoved jerk-face! My mother loves me in her own way and one of these days I’m just going to have to accept her as she is instead of trying to mold her into what I think she should be.

I am happy for the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell”. It’s about time. Instead of pontificating, I will just say that I love and support my gay brothers and sisters in and out of the military.

I am so excited about spending Noche Buena (Christmas Eve) at home with loved ones. I feel all warm and fuzzy just thinking about it.

And now your Friday Fortune Cookie (don’t forget to add “in bed” at the end, if you are so inclined):

Joy to the world! Bah humbug to greed.



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12 Days Chicano Style

December 22, 2010

by Meeko Fabulous and Unknown Mami On the first day of Christmas, my Nana gave to me a perico in an aguacate tree. (parrot in an avocado tree) On the second day of Christmas, my Nana gave to me dos saladitos, (two salted plums) and a perico in an aguacate tree. On the third day [...]

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I’m Nesting

December 21, 2010

I’ve been reorganizing the house like crazy. Getting rid of things. Trying to reduce clutter. Also, setting up my home so that I truly enjoy being in every room. Like many, we are strapped and have had to cut down on most luxuries. I am not complaining because we are warm, fed, clothed, housed, and [...]

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I Comment Therefore I Am or the Kindness of Strangers

December 20, 2010

Welcome to another edition of I Comment Therefore I Am. Normally, I put together a post from comments I’ve left on other blogs or comments that have been left on my blog. Today, I am doing something totally different. I’m going to ask you to leave a comment on someone else’s blog. The holidays are [...]

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Sundays In My City

December 18, 2010

“First Name Mister, Middle Name Period, Last Name T” Season’s Greetings from San Francisco! I showed you mine, now show me yours. Share your city/town/suburb/you name it! If you link up, please link back or post the Sundays In My City button either in your post or sidebar to let people know that other bloggers [...]

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Fragmented Fridays

December 16, 2010

Dear Santa, I am 39 years old and this is the first letter I have ever written to you. I did not grow up making lists of what I wanted for Christmas. I loved Christmas and I was happy for any gift that I got. I don’t remember ever being disappointed because I never had [...]

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I Comment Therefore I Am

December 13, 2010

Welcome to another edition of I Comment Therefore I Am. Last week I wrote a post called, I think… where I shared a few things that I think and then I asked you what you think. This post is composed of a few of the comments left on that post about what you thunk. Tina [...]

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