March 2011

Fragmented Fridays

by UnknownMami on March 31, 2011

Guess what? I am not perfect. Nope. And neither are my kids. For the most part I share the good, quirky, or humorous parts of my parenting experience, but today I’m coming out of the closet. Today, I am going to share a part of my life as a parent that I absolutely hate. That’s right, I said HATE!

I hate putting Put Pie to bed. I hate it! I always have. It is the least pleasant part of my day to say the least, sometimes it’s downright awful. She has never liked sleeping. Argh!!!

This is not an invitation to give me advice, I’m just venting. I’ve read all the books; I’ve made her bedtime earlier; I’ve made her bedtime later; I’ve co-slept, I’ve had her sleep alone; I’ve tried the no cry method; I’ve tried the cry it out method where I sit there and just cry until she finally goes to sleep.

There are a few nights when she will go to sleep easily. There are enough of those nights to give me hope that some day this horror will end, but most nights I spend far too much time getting her to go to sleep. Time I would rather be spending with my husband or enjoying a little time to myself.

Almost 2 months into it and it appears that my youngest and I are finally getting the hang of breastfeeding. She is still not the best mother sucker, but she is doing so much better. I’m thrilled and it means I won’t have to spend as much time pumping. Pumping sucks! Haha, get it?

When you have a newborn people like to stop and take a peak. This week while we were at the grocery store, I was stopped by an elderly woman. Luna Pie was taking a bottle at the time. It’s a weird looking bottle that helps her with suck training. Anyway, the woman was asking me all kinds of questions about the bottle, if I was giving her expressed milk, if and when I pumped. She asked me how my milk supply was doing and when I told her my supply was good she answered, “Well good because those breasts of yours are monsters!” Seriously?! Who walks up to a stranger and tells them their breasts are monsters? A monster, that’s who! Takes one to know one.

And now your Friday Fortune Cookie (don’t forget to add “in bed” at the end, if you are so inclined):

Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you.


Mommy's Idea
Hosted by Mrs. 4444

{ 27 comments }

A Dose of Reality

by UnknownMami on March 30, 2011

I had a baby about 2 months ago and I’ve been feeling pretty good about myself. I’ve lost a bunch of weight and I’ve started exercising regularly. I’m not where I’d like to be, but still I wasn’t feeling too shabby until my two year old served up a dose of reality.

I have to pump all the time because my newborn is one bad mother-sucker and needs help transferring the milk from my breast. You should also know that at the moment my breast are enormous, scary big. I am always wearing a bra because I don’t want to accidentally hurt anyone with my unfettered beasts breasts. The only time my breasts are allowed to roam free is when I’m showering or pumping.

Anyway, I was pumping and Put Pie (my 2 year old) called out to me. I zipped up my loose sweatshirt without binding my milk makers and went to her room. When I got there, she looked a little perplexed and looked at Unknown Papi who was sitting next to her, then at me, pointed at my stomach and said, “Baby?!”

She was asking if I had another baby in there. Now I know my stomach isn’t flat, but come on! My husband started laughing, much to my dismay. I patted my belly, smoothed down my sweatshirt and said, “No mi’ja. No baby. See?” She smiled and said, “Oh, just chi chis!”

Can you believe that? Apparently, my boobies were hanging so low, she thought I was pregnant again. For crying our loud! And Unknown Papi was laughing his head off. Let’s see how funny he thinks it is when he’s not allowed anywhere near my ta tas.

{ 32 comments }

I Comment Therefore I Am

by UnknownMami on March 29, 2011

Once upon a time, not so very long ago, on this very same blog, I came up with a weekly feature called “I Comment Therefore I Am” (comma left out intentionally). The purpose of this feature was to write a post comprised of comments I’ve left on other blogs or comments that have been left on mine. It is a way to celebrate the back and forth in the blogging community and also a way to highlight posts that inspired my comments.

I stopped doing this regular feature because it requires quite a bit of work and I have a new baby that requires my attention. My real life baby will always trump my bloggy babies. I didn’t want to abandon my bloggy baby all together, so I gave custody of it to gaelikaa, who has done a wonderful job of tending to and nurturing this brainchild of mine. I intend to periodically join her when time allows and I invite you to visit her post this week.

Here’s what’s been going on in my commenting world…

My bloggy buddy Eva posted a piece that was construed as offensive to those of Muslim faith by one of her readers (I did not read the post in question). What did Eva do? Not only did she apologize and remove the post, she also published the comment that made her reevaluate the original post. We all make mistakes and it’s okay as long as we learn from them. Here’s the comment I left for Eva…

Eva, this makes me want to cry because so few people ever, ever acknowledge that perhaps they have been insensitive. I am so proud of you for not only apologizing, but sharing the comment that made you think twice. I’m sure your intent was not to be insensitive, but sometimes we don’t see things as others do and it is a gift to be able to acknowledge someone else’s perspective without becoming defensive. We should all take a page from your book.

Sara Santiago reminded me that it’s okay to step away from the blog and just do things that I don’t even intend to blog about.

But if I do something and don’t blog about it, did I really do it? I mean if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, who cares?

I’m kidding.

I agree wholeheartedly with you. The funny thing is that when I give myself the liberty to step away from my blog, I find that inspiration strikes. Life is about being present in every moment. If I hear my inner narrator writing a blog post about what I’m doing while I do it, I tell her to shush (but in R rated language). Enjoy whatever it is you are doing.

That’s it for this installment of I Comment Therefore I Am.

Do you give good comment? Wanna play along? Go forth, spread the comment love, and turn it into a post (I keep a draft post open while I read blogs throughout the week). Recycle, reuse, and reduce my friends; it’s the wave of the future.

Oh and feel free to comment on my comments otherwise how will I know that you exist.

If you play along please link back and/or post the button below. Let gaelikaa know and she will link to you in her post. Spread the love, spread the love! You can grab the button code from my sidebar.

Unknown Mami

 

{ 15 comments }

You’re on Speaker Phone

by UnknownMami on March 28, 2011

About once a day, I call my husband and put him on speaker phone just to say hello and so that Put Pie can talk to him too. A recent conversation went a little like this…

Ring, ring, ring…

Unknown Papi: Hello?

Unknown Mami: Hey, it’s me.

Unknown Papi: (with a mischievous smile in his voice) Me, who?

Unknown Mami: Haha…real funny. What’s up?

Unknown Papi: Nothing.

Unknown Mami: You wanna talk to your daughter?

Unknown Papi: Huh?

Unknown Mami: Put Pie, say hello to your Papi.

Put Pie: (very loudly) Hi Papi!

Unknown Papi: What?

Unknown Mami: Put Pie, say it again Papi didn’t hear you.

Put Pie: (even louder) Hi Papi!

Unknown Papi: (confused) Who is this?

Unknown Mami: Oh, come on! It’s not funny anymore.

Uncomfortable silence. Unknown Mami looks at the number on the screen of the phone and starts laughing uncontrollably…

Unknown Mami: Sorry, wrong number.

That was not Unknown Papi, it was just some truly Unknown Guy. Can you imagine?! This poor guy probably thought someone was trying to peg paternity on him. I swear he sounded just like my husband. That’s why I should always use speed dial instead of dialing the number myself.

{ 52 comments }

Sundays In My City

March 26, 2011

Random street art in San Francisco. I showed you mine, now show me yours. Share your city/town/suburb/you name it! If you link up, please link back or post the Sundays In My City button either in your post or sidebar to let people know that other bloggers are sharing their communities too. Happy trails! Let’s [...]

30 comments Read the full article →

Fragmented Fridays

March 25, 2011

Most of the time, I have no idea what day of the week it is. My kids are not in school yet, my husband doesn’t have a regular work schedule, and I don’t get enough sleep. Most days merge into sleepless nights and back again. For the most part it doesn’t matter if I know [...]

35 comments Read the full article →

My Birthday Wish

March 24, 2011

I’m turning 40 this year. 40 and I’m not freaking out at all. I freaked out at 30, which in retrospect seems so silly. At 30, I felt like time was ticking and I hadn’t accomplished anything. At 40, I look at my life and appreciate the experiences and relationships. I don’t measure success as [...]

44 comments Read the full article →

Problem Solved or No Problemo

March 22, 2011

So if I’m talking to someone and I tell them I have a blog and they actually care and want to know the url I tell them, UnknownMami.com, but they hear UnknownMommy.com. Then I have to be all like, “it’s Mami, not Mommy” and they’re all like, “What’s the difference, you are saying the same [...]

40 comments Read the full article →

Disclosure: I am Naked Under my Clothing

March 20, 2011

The business side of blogging has been occupying quite a bit of my time lately. I love blogging. Love it! I do it for free most of the time, but on occasion I do get compensated. Trust me, it’s nothing big, but it’s something and I would love for that something to grow into something [...]

23 comments Read the full article →

Sundays In My City

March 19, 2011

A view of the Sunset neighborhood in San Francisco, CA. I showed you mine, now show me yours. Share your city/town/suburb/you name it! If you link up, please link back or post the Sundays In My City button either in your post or sidebar to let people know that other bloggers are sharing their communities [...]

40 comments Read the full article →