Proceed with Caution

Sung to the tune of I Am Woman by Helen Reddy

I’m on my period hear me roar
My cramps are too big to ignore
As they spread their achin’ pain, it’s out of hand
I don’t have an embryo
So my lining has got to go
If you’re a man, you’ll just never understand

Oh yes I am grouchy
But I’m grouchy ’cause of pain
Yes, I may look paunchy
Look how much water weight I’ve gained
If I have to, I will eat anything
Don’t get me wrong
I am insatiable
I blame my period
I’m on my period
Make yourself invisible
Better move along

You have been warned!


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  • Classic NYer

    ::speechless:: … I’m retweeting this.

  • Eva Gallant

    i do not miss those days!

  • Ascapecodturns

    OMG, you rock. Snuggle up with a heating pad and a pint of ice-cream….

  • lisleman

    pretty amazing when it’s put to music 
    (oh don’t forget to cook, clean, watch the kids, bring home the bacon, and look attractive)

    • Classic NYer

      All while not being bitchy!

  • AutismWonderland

    I’m adopting this as my PMS anthem.  

  • Tracie


    I work in an office full of women and 2 poor men. We decided we’re going to start wearing red shirts when we’re on our periods as a warning. 

  • Michelle Shellabarger


  • Bossybetty1

    Sing it, sister!  So funny!  

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  • Anonymous

    Yikes. I remember those days. Not with fondness though. Good thing to use humor to help get through it. 

  • Cyndy DysFUNctional Mom

    This could not have come at a better time for me!  It’s my new theme song.

  • Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell

    It’s so awful, isn’t it?!!! I feel ya.

  • Anonymous

    I remember it well….((HUGS))

  • May

    I need to by heart this and sing out loud when required!!!! 😀 😀 

  • Audrey

    These words are soooo true.

  • Blessedsoanso

    Too funny!

  • Myya Says…

    Lol, this was too funny!

  • otin

    as a Brit might say, “such a bloody shame”  hehehe

  • Mrs4444

    Helen never sounded so…crabby.haha Nice.

  • Vidya Sury

    Thank you for reading my mind.

  • Angelia Sims

    I hate that time of the month. Ack! My hormones go wacko! Here is hoping it passes through quickly. The song is PERFECT!

  • Lindsay Advincula

    LOL, too funny!! I would love to post this everywhere when it’s that time of the month for me. hahahah!