I don’t consider myself an expert in many things, but there are a few areas in which I excel. One of those happens to be the alacrity with which I can piss off my husband. I’ve seen this particular method work time and time again, so if you would like to piss off your significant other quickly, just follow these two EASY steps…
- Nag, cajole, or otherwise induce your significant other until they clean something of your choice (i.e. the bathroom or kitchen floors).
- Once they start cleaning, make sure you watch them and tell them how they are doing it wrong. Feel free to use phrases like:
“Seriously, is that how you’re going to clean that?”
“Ugh, I’m just going to have to do it again after you’re done.”
“If I’d known you weren’t going to do it right, I would have just done it myself.”
After that all you have to do is sit back and watch as they get enraged.
Have you ever tried this particular method?