It’s only a matter of time before I’m approached by Hollywood for the rights to develop a movie based on the story of my life. What?! You don’t think Hollywood is aching to make the movie of my life? Whatever, I believe in being prepared, so I’ve come up with some possible titles for my biopic…
- An Inconvenient Bladder
- Look Who Won’t Stop Talking?
- Middle-Aged Musical
- Nag Club
- Stand By Mami
- The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty Diapers
- The Nightmare Before Breastfeeding
- No Princess, But There’s Pee
- Give Me Spinal Tap
- Dawn of the Dead-Tired
These titles are appropriate for where I’m in my life now, which means Hollywood better hurry up and get in touch! Dial M for Mami!!!
What would be a good title for the movie of your life?