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The Movie of My Life

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It’s only a matter of time before I’m approached by Hollywood for the rights to develop a movie based on the story of my life. What?! You don’t think Hollywood is aching to make the movie of my life? Whatever, I believe in being prepared, so I’ve come up with some possible titles for my biopic…

  • An Inconvenient Bladder
  • Look Who Won’t Stop Talking?
  • Middle-Aged Musical
  • Nag Club
  • Stand By Mami
  • The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty Diapers
  • The Nightmare Before Breastfeeding
  • No Princess, But There’s Pee
  • Give Me Spinal Tap
  • Dawn of the Dead-Tired

These titles are appropriate for where I’m in my life now, which means Hollywood better hurry up and get in touch! Dial M for Mami!!!

What would be a good title for the movie of your life?

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  • deborahpucci

    Thanks for the belly laugh, those are perfect titles….LOL!

  • http://afcsoac.blogspot.com/ lisleman

    “Pass Lisleman a left-over” – I was not prepared for that question but I like your funny thought-provoking question (maybe I could get a part in your movie as a strange blogger guy?).  Dawn Of The Dead-tired could apply to many.  Nightmare Before Breastfeeding – ? before ? – I thought the problem was after you start, the wear and tear can be  painful.

  • http://honduras-gumbo.com/ Laurie Matherne

    The Woman Who Ate Everything;The Never-Ending Dialogue (I talk a lot);Gone with The Gumbo.

    • http://www.unknownmami.com/ unknownmami

      All good!

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  • Denise Whitfield

    Love the titles!!

  • http://llcooljoe01.blogspot.co.uk/ LL Cool Joe

    Ha ha I have no idea but yours made me laugh!

  • Keepiedaniece

    These are REALLY good ones.


  • http://www.vidyasury.com/ Vidya Sury

    I would so not be surprised at all. All I ask is front row seats – so I can cheer you on. I’d love a Broadway musical type humorous show! The title Dial M for Mami rocks!

    “No Princess, But There’s Pee” << I am going to be laughing thinking of this all day long!

    You take care of yourself, Claudya – you never know when they may call on you!

    Love you!

  • Angelia Sims

    Dawn of the Dead-Tired. Ha! That cracked me up. Dogs!

  • http://www.thebipolardiva.com The Bipolar Diva

    Middle Aged? You’re no where near Middle Age my beautiful friend! Chaos would be my title I believe.

    • http://www.unknownmami.com/ unknownmami

      Well, it depends on how you look at it. I’m 41 and I’m thinking 82 would make a pretty full life.

  • Mrs4444

    Every one of those titles is brilliant–It’s kind of frightening to imagine the creativity that would bust out of you, given the opening (and by that, I mean opportunity). haha What with all the body parts referred to in this post, I thought I’d clarify.

  • StarTraci

    Love this! I have finally gotten through potty training but with my dog, I feel like I could still call my movie, “A Tale of Two Ps” (as in pee and poo)

    I would definitely dial M for Mami!

  • http://twitter.com/cyn_t2toddlers caj diaz

    An Inconvenient Bladder sound just about right for my life! Hahaha!!