I like my job, but I like my weekends even better YO! For the first time since Unknown Papi and I created a family with nothing but desire and our loins, we have entire weekends off together. Before we would be lucky to get one entire day together as a family and now every weekend feels like a mini-vacation and I LOVE it.
I’m one of those people that is over-sensitive. Things get to me and they stay with me. This is good and this is bad. Good things I want to stay with me, bad things I would rather shake off. Strangely enough, my job, which requires that I regularly read about a whole lot of terrible things in the world and then write about them is training me to shake off the bad. I just can’t let that stuff stay and fester. Oh no. The only way to combat the bad is by looking for some good, which fortunately there is plenty of if you take the time to look. Laughter does me much good, so I tend to look for things that make me laugh.
Here are a ménage à trois of things that made me laugh this week…
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times”. Well, pick one you stupid dickmunch.
— Yuri Nall (@cornlog) October 11, 2013
Day 10 of the shutdown: Chaos reigns. The moon attacks the sun. Vin Diesel stares at a candy cane, desperately trying to find Waldo.
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) October 10, 2013
I was trying to scratch my balls and then I remembered I don’t have any! #soforgetful
— Unknown Mami (@UnknownMami) October 11, 2013
It’s true, sometimes I crack myself up!
And now your Friday Fortune Cookie
(don’t forget to add “in bed” at the end, if you are so inclined):
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