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Fragmented Fridays

by UnknownMami on March 18, 2010

I don’t remember the first time I cried or laughed or felt proud, but I will never forget the first time my daughter gave me a flower. A few days ago, she walked into the room with a big smile on her face and handed me a fragrant freesia. She was so excited to have me smell it.

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I will NEVER forget the first time my daughter gave me a flower.
I won a year subscription to Jacquie Lawson (e-cards) from The Prairie Maid. The very first card I sent out was a thank you card to The Prairie Maid and I’m pretty sure I spelled her name wrong! Aaargh!!!
I wrote a post called, Blog is a Four Letter Word. In it I shared blog based curse words. Many others contributed as well. One of the biggest blogabulary contributors was Gregory J from Living My Life, Whatever.  He even went so far as to make me this:

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Thank you Gregory J, you are one blogtastic, son of a blog! May you blog long and prosper.

The Meatloaf Incident
I’ve been thinking about language a lot lately. There is power in language. Sometimes groups of people reclaim words that were previously used as slurs and turn them into a celebration. Some words are too ugly to be reclaimed. 

The other day I met a friend and a lovely little boy that we know at the playground. The little boy appeared to be having a blast when I first got there, but pretty soon he was choking back tears. My friend decided it was time to leave. Later I found out that the reason the little boy was so upset was that he had been called a name.

Before I knew what name the little boy had been called, my mind was reeling thinking of all the possibilities. I was so scared that what was said to him was a racial epithet. It made me so sad to think of him having to deal with these issues at such a young age. I found out that what he had been called was MEATLOAF and I started laughing (don’t worry he wasn’t around).

I mean I’ve been called some pretty awful things and if someone called me a meatloaf I would just have to laugh, but this little boy has not been called horrid things and all he knew was that a group of his peers had used the word as an invective; they meant it to be hurtful and he was hurt. 

Language is a trip.
And that’s all she wrote!

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Blog is a Four Letter Word

by UnknownMami on March 9, 2010

I have a potty mouth. On occasion I’ve also been know to use curse words on this blog. Sure there are more eloquent ways to express myself, but sometimes the only thing that will satisfy is a four letter word.

Awhile back, I was inspired by Mrs. Blogalot’s coinage of the word “bloghole” to come up with my own blog inspired curse words. Here’s what I came up with: blog for brains, blogface, bloglicker, blogina (rhymes with vagina), blogf@*ker, blogsucker, motherblogger, go blog yourself, blog right off, you piece of blog.

I then asked you if you had any contributions.

Gregory J was a little put off at first because he does not consider blog to be a bad word. Here’s what he had to say:

Now, is blog a dirty word? How can all those be insults unless blog is a dirt word. And I don’t think it is.
They are not insults. You are a motherblogger. blogface could be like one’s identity on their blog. go blog yourself is semi positive – do it on your blog. blog right off – sound off on your blog. The others, well……
I’m sorry Mami. I have to disagree. By using these things as insults, you are insulting all bloggers. I suppose you’ll call me a bloghead for saying these things. No hard feelings?

Now, I did not mean to insult all bloggers, I was just having some fun so I wrote back:

You are right, there is nothing wrong with the word blog and I am indeed a motherblogger. With that in mind, have a great week and go blog yourself ☺!

Fortunately, he has a sense of humor and responded:

ahahahahahahahahaha
hearty laugh, thank you.

How about
fanblogtastic,
gawdbloggit,
‘blog this, buddy’,
eat my blog,
kiss my blog,
you bite blog,
go sit on a blog,
either blog or get off the computer,
‘you’re a blog – no, you’re a blog’,
‘man, this sucks blog’,
look at the blog on her.
he’s really got blog. ‘
sure, I’d blog him/her’,
I wouldn’t throw him/her out of my blog’

Not bad for someone that resisted the initial concept.

Then I got more contributions.

Mrs. Blogalot gave me: blog forbid, Oh my blog!, blogasm

Helen wrote: Blogjob. Bloggard. Blogfud.

Sophia’s Mom wrote:  how about… Son of a blog!

From Matty I got: blogiot…..a blogging idiot.

Eva wrote: My Hubby says I’m a blogaholic; I respond, Kiss my blog!

SubMom enjoys the term: Blogho.

My Little Miracles loved all these “blogsults”

Do you see what we can accomplish when we pool our energies? I say we petition to get some of these in the dictionary. If Beyoncé could unwittingly expand the English language to include the term bootylicious then surely we can get Oxford to include at least one bloggy bad word.

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I Comment Therefore I Am

by UnknownMami on February 8, 2010

Welcome to another edition of I Comment Therefore I Am, where I put together a post from comments I’ve left on other blogs. Odd I know, but I find that when I comment on great posts I am inspired to write about things that I would not normally.

Let’s get started, shall we?

Matty from Matty Thoughts wants to know where all the missing socks go. Don’t we all. I have a theory about it that I want to turn into a children’s book…

I think there is an underground railroad for socks. Unfortunately, only one in the pair ever gets to make it to freedom. On the other side of the dryer mismatched pairs get together and live a life free of stinky feet.

The more I think about it, the more I think this theory is right. I mean socks are forced to be with their mate; it’s like an arranged marriage and sometimes it works, but sometimes it doesn’t. On the other side of the dryer socks are free to mate with argyles, stripes, or solids as long as they are willing and no one ever judges them for dating a sock that is different than them.

Recently, The Wannabe WAHM asked, “Will I spend my whole life trying to be successful or will I be one of the few that ‘make it’?” My answer:

There is no point in wondering whether you will make it or not. You are the kind of person that will strive for her dreams so keep striving. What is the alternative? To give up. You would never be happy just giving up. You are not a quitter. Your dream may evolve or come true in a way you never envisioned, but something will inevitably come of your efforts. 

Brainella asked if I celebrate Valentine’s Day…

I’m not big on VD, the day or the disease. I don’t mind treats and making out, but it doesn’t have to be a big deal unless it is the disease and then I don’t want to have anything to do with it any day of the year.

At Stir-Fry Awesomeness I was asked, “Is your life a romantic comedy, tragedy, horror story, or something else? Who would portray you in this masterpiece?” My answer…

My life is a Romantic Dramedy…since I am an actor I would portray me in this masterpiece, it would be the role of a lifetime. It is the role of my lifetime.

Mrs. Blogalot used the word bloghole and I fell in love with it, then I came up with my own bloggy curse word:

Bloghole might be my new favorite word. Ooo, I think I like blogwad, too!

Other bloggy insults I’ve thought of since then: blog for brains, blogface, bloglicker, blogina (rhymes with vagina), blogf@*ker, motherblogger, go blog yourself, blog right off, you piece of blog….Do you have any?

That’s it for this edition of I Comment Therefore I Am.

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