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I Am a Dirty Stinking Sticker Thief

Stolen Stickers

Please know that the day I became a dirty stinkin’ sticker thief I had no intention of stealing anything much less stealing from my very own flesh and blood, from my youngest daughter. I’m not proud of what I’ve done that’s not why I’m broadcasting it. I just want you to know that temptation is […] Read the full article →

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The Flying Chancla Report

The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulas y Chulos! I hope it has been an exceptional week for you and what better way to end it than with a smack on the pompis from The Flying Chancla Report? My intrepid chancla has been busy all week finding items that you will give a flying chancla about. Here we go: Dustin […] Read the full article →


A Message From My Menstrual Cramps AKA MC Pain

Menstrual Cramps

Hey, all! Wazup, wazzzup?! Normally, Claudya AKA Unknown Mami (why would anyone want to call themselves that?) is the only one who writes on this here blog, but today I am flexing my mighty powers and taking over. Who am I? Oh you can call MC Pain (that’s my rapper name), which stands for Menstrual […] Read the full article →


The Flying Chancla Report

The Flying Chancla Report Stuff Latinos Care About

Hola Chulas y Chulos! I hope it’s been a grand week or you and not one that has smacked you in the nalgas. Regardless of how your week has gone, my flying chancla is about to make it better with some things it found on the internet that you will surely give a flying chancla […] Read the full article →

Amazon Prime Day Failed

I am a devoted Amazon Prime member and like so many other Amazon Primers I was pretty excited about Prime Day because I like getting deals delivered to my doorstep, don’t you? Guess what though, I got up this Wednesday with things other than spending my money online on my brain and by the time […] Read the full article →


The Flying Chancla Report

The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulas y Chulos! How are you? This has been the kind of week that I’ve wanted to smack in the pompis, it’s been a semana malcriada if you know what I mean. I’m so over it. Pero en fin, it’s time for your weekly dose of The Flying Chancla Report. My chancla has made […] Read the full article →


9 Reasons You Should Never Visit San Francisco

Reasons Not to Visit San Francisco

Credit: Unsplash San Francisco is a picturesque year-round tourist magnet. It’s the kind of city that if you’ve never been to others will tell you is a MUST see because of the food, the architecture, the history, the culture, the so on and so forth. There are plenty of reasons to go to San Francisco, […] Read the full article →

Latina grandmothers giving sex advice

Okay, when I saw that BuzzFeed made a video about Latina grandmothers giving sex advice I absolutely expected to laugh my pompis off, but I had no idea that I would find the whole thing so incredibly touching. It’s sweet actually. What got to me is that these abuelas are so willing to be open […] Read the full article →


10 Tricks Kids Pull at Bedtime

Excuses kids use at bedtime

1. They start begging for love like you are some kind of love miser. All day long you give ‘em smooches and snuggles and they wipe off the kisses and push you away, but as soon as it’s time to go to sleep they start begging for love. 2. They act like they are FREEZING! […] Read the full article →


Okay, everyone gather round and let’s settle this once and for all: NOT ALL LATINOS SPEAK SPANISH. It’s true, it really is and you know what?—they are still Latino. Yup, still Latino, not any less Latino that Spanish-speaking Latinos. Knowing Spanish is not a pre-requisite for being Latino—just ask the people who were in Mexico […] Read the full article →

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