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The Flying Chancla Report

The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulas y Chulos! It’s once again time for your weekly dose of The Flying Chancla Report. I’ve thrown my chancla far and wide across the internet to bring you items that you will give a flying chanclazo about! Chancla adelante! I have young kids so on occasion I’ve been known to get in a […] Read the full article →

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The Flying Chancla Report

The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulas y Chulos! It’s time for this week's The Flying Chancla Report. My chancla has flip flopped its way across the internet and come up with items you will give a flying chanclazo about. Ready? You have got to check out this post of “9 Ridiculously Expensive ‘Mexican’ Items” because you will laugh your […] Read the full article →

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11 ‘Shameful’ Things I’m Not Ashamed Of

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The older I get the less shame I feel about things that are supposedly “shameful” and good riddance. Here are just a few shameful things about me that I feel absolutely no shame for: 1. I grew up on welfare. Off and on my single mother needed help to raise my brother and me. I’m […] Read the full article →

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16 Things That Go Through Your Head When Your Kid Gets Lice

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If you have a child who has hair, the day will come sooner or later when they will get lice. I’m sorry, but it will happen. I’ve been through it twice now and I ain’t gonna lie to you it SUCKS. So here are 16 things that go through your head when your kid get’s […] Read the full article →

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Sick Latina Mothers Be Like

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Let me preface this by saying that I am a Latina mother and I’m sick. I’ve been sick for days and now I’m starting to get a little bit bitter because you know what? When everyone else is sick, I have to deal with it and take care of them and when I’m sick I […] Read the full article →

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10 Reasons Why I Don’t Do My Kid’s Homework

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When my eldest started going to elementary school I promised myself that I would not do her homework or her projects for her. I can be a perfectionist and control freak in many aspects of my life, but surprisingly when it comes to parenting I’m okay with things not being perfect including my kids’ homework […] Read the full article →

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If You Give a Mom a Cookie

If You Give a Mom a Cookie

If you give a mom a cookie, she’s gonna have to give it to her kids. When she splits it for them to share, they will fight over who gets the biggest piece. When they finally figure out who gets what piece, they are going to want to some milk and of course they are […] Read the full article →

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My Daughter’s Note to the Tooth Fairy is Just Plain Rude

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A few weeks ago, my eldest daughter lost her first tooth. Given the opportunity I would have gladly become a bone collector and stored the itty baby tooth in some kind of treasure box, but NO! I was robbed and not even by the tooth fairy. I was robbed by my own daughter and her […] Read the full article →

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My Mom Sent My Daughter A Doll with a Penis

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Because I’m on the internet all the time, I  have been aware of the boy You & Me doll that has caused some people to get their chonies in a bunch because it is anatomically correct. Yes, mi gente, the boy version of the You & Me doll has an actual penis just like how […] Read the full article →

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My Toddler Would Like Everyone to Know I Have Big Chichis

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You never know what is going to come out of a toddler’s mouth. My 3 year old can say some of the most beautiful poetic things to me, the sort of words that bring me to tears because I can’t believe that someone so young can formulate something so amazing, so deep and so loving. […] Read the full article →

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