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Divorce Park #autocorrectfail

by UnknownMami on May 15, 2012

I’m want to believe that the following text conversation is due to auto-correct and not a Freudian slip.

Unknown Papi’s texts are in white, mine are in blue.

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Overheard

by UnknownMami on May 8, 2012

Father and daughter playing
Put Pie: Papa?

Unknown Papi: Yes?

Put Pie: You can play rough with me? [Click for more...]

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Like Mother, Like Daughter

by UnknownMami on March 28, 2012

De tal palo, tal astilla.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

The-Unknown-Toddler
Perhaps there are many sayings that convey the same thing because there is some truth to it.

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DogGone Laundry

by UnknownMami on February 29, 2012

Pile-of-Laundry

DogGone-Laundry

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On the Golden Gate Bridge

February 16, 2012
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Dads Gone Wild

February 15, 2012

By now, you’ve probably seen the video of the father that shoots his daughter’s laptop to teach her a lesson, Facebook Parenting: for the Troubled Teen. If you haven’t, you can watch it below. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Now I’m not sure how I feel about this father’s response to his daughter’s behavior, but I [...]

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Social Media Conversation Hearts

February 14, 2012

Will you be my social media Valentine?

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Fragmented Fridays

February 3, 2012

My mother is visiting and as usual she came bearing gifts. You never know with my mother, sometimes she gets the perfect gift and other times her gifts leave you thinking WTF?! Usually, I’m the one that ends up with the WTF gift while everyone else gets an awesome gift. Not this time. This time [...]

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Proceed with Caution

January 25, 2012

Sung to the tune of I Am Woman by Helen Reddy I’m on my period hear me roar My cramps are too big to ignore As they spread their achin’ pain, it’s out of hand I don’t have an embryo So my lining has got to go If you’re a man, you’ll just never understand [...]

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Advertising Works

January 24, 2012

I totally get why companies market to children. Children are easily smitten by ads and will nag their parents to buy whatever it is they want. Put Pie, my 3-year-old, is a sucker for advertising. In the evenings when I’ve put my younger daughter Luna Pie to bed and I’m DONE, I let the television [...]

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