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Unpacking Christmas (Sundays In My City)

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The morning after Thanksgiving my eldest, Put Pie, woke up in the best mood EVER. She was all smiley and energetic, she ran to the foot of my bed and stood there with a huge grin on her face. I said, “Yes?” To which she answered, “Christmas?” Apparently, she was under the mistaken assumption that […] Read the full article →

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The Time I Gave My Friend’s 2-Year-Old a Penis-Shaped Toy

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You may not know this about me, but I love giving people gifts. Especially, when I find a gift I think is perfect. Like this Play-Doh Cake Mountain that I was so excited to give to my friend’s 2-year-old daughter. I thought it was perfect because my friend makes some of the most beautiful and […] Read the full article →

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What Latino Icons Look like to Everyone Else

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A couple of days ago, I saw this video of "Latino Icons According to Everyone Else" by FLAMA and I laughed my pompis off. There are so many things that we take for granted culturally and I guess our icons are on that list. I’d be willing to bet that if you were to show […] Read the full article →

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Guess who spent two nights away from her family? Me!!! I went to the BlogHer ‘14 Conference and had a blast. I’m not going to pretend that it isn’t some kind of liberating to go off on my own and mingle with other women from the blogosphere because it is, it is! I love my […] Read the full article →

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That Time My Daughter Told Everyone her Mother Has a Penis

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On a recent walk with my two daughters, my youngest, Luna Pie started making up songs. Mostly she was chanting our names over and over and claiming it was a song. I won’t lie, it was super cute, but the kid has to learn that this is a harsh world, so I started making up […] Read the full article →

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SEE: 3-year-old’s Compelling Cupcakes for Dinner Argument

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You guys, if you have not had the pleasure of watching 3-year-old Mateo debate with his mother Linda Beltran about having cupcakes for dinner, then you really must check out this video. Mateo is awesome, adorable, and quite the little debater. What happened was that he did not eat his dinner. He was told by […] Read the full article →

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MUST SEE: Eva Mendes Sex Tape (VIDEO)

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Perhaps you’ve noticed that Eva Mendes is one fine piece of actress, the woman is just about flawless. Another thing that you may be aware of is that the internet is full of pervs. Present company included excluded, of course. When you put those two bits of information together, you can assess that there are […] Read the full article →

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I’m pretty sure you’re going to like this post because I’m about to share a pretty hilarious Men’s Warehouse commercial spoof with you, but if for some reason, you don’t like this post, please do not sue me. I for one can guarantee you that I found that video funny as all get out. You […] Read the full article →

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All Writers Are Dead (Fragmented Fridays)

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Usually when I pick up my eldest, Put Pie, from school she doesn’t have much to say. Usually, but if I’m listening to something on NPR that I find really interesting, then she has all sorts of tales to tell. The other day, I pick her up and I’m listening to a review on NPR […] Read the full article →

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Sexy Salsa-Dancing Abuela Will Blow Your Mind

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I love dancing and I love watching other people dance. Especially when the dancer is gloriously absorbed and unselfconscious. You don’t even have to be a good dancer for me to love watching you dance, but if you are that’s a bonus. Right now I am in awe of this fantastic salsa-dancing abuela. This woman […] Read the full article →

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