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Sick Latina Mothers Be Like

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Let me preface this by saying that I am a Latina mother and I’m sick. I’ve been sick for days and now I’m starting to get a little bit bitter because you know what? When everyone else is sick, I have to deal with it and take care of them and when I’m sick I […] Read the full article →

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10 Reasons Why I Don’t Do My Kid’s Homework

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When my eldest started going to elementary school I promised myself that I would not do her homework or her projects for her. I can be a perfectionist and control freak in many aspects of my life, but surprisingly when it comes to parenting I’m okay with things not being perfect including my kids’ homework […] Read the full article →

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If You Give a Mom a Cookie

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If you give a mom a cookie, she’s gonna have to give it to her kids. When she splits it for them to share, they will fight over who gets the biggest piece. When they finally figure out who gets what piece, they are going to want to some milk and of course they are […] Read the full article →

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My Daughter’s Note to the Tooth Fairy is Just Plain Rude

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A few weeks ago, my eldest daughter lost her first tooth. Given the opportunity I would have gladly become a bone collector and stored the itty baby tooth in some kind of treasure box, but NO! I was robbed and not even by the tooth fairy. I was robbed by my own daughter and her […] Read the full article →

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My Mom Sent My Daughter A Doll with a Penis

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Because I’m on the internet all the time, I  have been aware of the boy You & Me doll that has caused some people to get their chonies in a bunch because it is anatomically correct. Yes, mi gente, the boy version of the You & Me doll has an actual penis just like how […] Read the full article →

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My Toddler Would Like Everyone to Know I Have Big Chichis

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You never know what is going to come out of a toddler’s mouth. My 3 year old can say some of the most beautiful poetic things to me, the sort of words that bring me to tears because I can’t believe that someone so young can formulate something so amazing, so deep and so loving. […] Read the full article →

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Why You Should Never Give a Woman Cookie Monster Underwear

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Before the holidays my husband took my daughters on a shopping expedition and with their help he picked out a few stocking stuffers for me, one of them a pair of Cookie Monster underwear. They’re cute, but not anything I or my husband would have chosen on our own, they were chosen by my daughters. […] Read the full article →

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 My bed is still my bed. My room is still here. I’m still here. My job is gone. Oh well, at least I don’t have to get up so early. I can sleep in. Damn it, I can’t sleep! FRACK, I don’t have a job. It’s okay, it’s gonna be okay. OMG, what am I […] Read the full article →

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10 Signs the Holidays are Over

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The holiday decorations in your home that looked so festive a few days ago now look tired and beyond ready to be put in storage. You keep thinking of all the things you should have asked for as gifts, but it’s too late. Dang it! Your kids are asking you how many days are left […] Read the full article →

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Unpacking Christmas (Sundays In My City)

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The morning after Thanksgiving my eldest, Put Pie, woke up in the best mood EVER. She was all smiley and energetic, she ran to the foot of my bed and stood there with a huge grin on her face. I said, “Yes?” To which she answered, “Christmas?” Apparently, she was under the mistaken assumption that […] Read the full article →

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