I think

I think…

by UnknownMami on April 5, 2011

I think all instructions are purposely written to confuse me.

I think my toddler needs to quit being so honest and observant (I already knew my tooth was crooked, thank you very much).

I think the seat belt in my car has been designed to uncomfortably crush my bountiful bosom and chafe my neck.

I think my husband secretly enjoys torturing me with farts that peel the paint off walls.

I think my a$$ makes these pants look too small, but in a good way.

What do you think?

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I think…

by UnknownMami on December 7, 2010

I think all men’s public restrooms (except for the ones in bars or strip clubs) should have diaper changing stations. Many men are taking care of children in diapers; it shouldn’t be assumed that only women need changing stations in public restrooms.

I think cable should be free except for channels that have absolutely no commercials or product placement in the programs.

I think I have too many pin #’s and passwords to remember.

I think naps are pretty awesome.

I think the lighting in dressing rooms should be more flattering.

What do you think?

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