Warning: If you don’t want to read about my vagina or what it can do, DO NOT READ THIS POST!!!
If the title didn’t scare you away: Welcome! For those of you who have been here awhile you are probably aware that I do a weekly feature called, “I Comment Therefore I Am”, I was going to save a recent exchange that started in the comments section of a blog for that feature, but my vagina wouldn’t let me.
Here’s the backstory: Nancy from Away We Go wrote a post called Taco Tales (and she wasn’t talking about the ones you buy at Taco Bell). In it she mentioned that she plays this game with a friend where they brag about what their “respective snatches” can do. Well, I’m very competitive and I wanted in on this game so I left the following comment:
Puh-leaze, my vagina can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan.
My vagina was once cast as Richard the III. Sure people were confused, but I’m sure Shakespeare was proud.
My vagina, thankfully, has never been compared to Falstaff.
My vagina once split the atom. Just sayin.
I wouldn’t brag about your vagina splitting the atom. My vagina is committed to bringing about world peace. It’s a uniter, not a divider.
Um….clean fuel? Mine is all about decreasing the dependency on foreign oil.
Well then you should use yours to suck up BP’s oil spill. I’m just sayin’, talk is cheap.
Why the vagina tactic has not been employed already remains a mystery. Mine would clean up that shit in a second.
You know I’m going to have to blog this, right? It might be next week’s installment of I Comment Therefore I Am.
My vagina already wrote it and got 200 comments.
Your vagina is such an over achiever! You must be so proud. Pardon me while I go give my vagina a pep talk.
That’s where I called it quits. It is obvious that Nancy has the bigger vagina.
And that’s enough vagina silliness for one post. Unless you would like to add some in the comments section.