Unknown Papi: Do you know where my Flip camera is?
Unknown Mami: (grouchy because she doesn’t feel like looking for it even though she was the last one to use it) I don’t know.
Unknown Papi: So it’s lost again?
Unknown Mami: No, it’s probably on my dresser. (matter of factly) I don’t lose things.
Unknown Papi: Oh, really? Everybody loses things.
Unknown Mami: Fine! I lost my virginity. Have you seen it around?
Unknown Papi: Nope. I was nowhere near it.
Unknown Mami thinks, “Ain’t that the truth!”